Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Yet another bitch
Guys are weird. Who the heck says exactly what they mean and feel?
I should get myself a tweeter.
Not all men are pigs. There are other animals too.
Sometimes I talk to myself. Hahaha me too!
I'm not shy. I just never feel like replying dumb questions. Big difference.
My English teacher staples Burger King job application forms on failed tests.
Word of advice ladies: Never date a guy who doesn't like dogs.
Last night, I got in touch with my feminine side... I made myself a sandwich.
Some of you arsewipes call me perverted, but I prefer to call myself sexually explicit.
2 pieces of advice for married men
Never laugh at your wife's choices; you are one of them
Never proud of your choices; your wife is one of them
I don't understand why people tiptoe around the issue of sex, it's perfectly natural - 'no sex before marriage' if you wish to be a boring cunt.
If my boyfriend doesn't turn on the TV first when he sits down on the couch, that's a BJ request.