this is not a blog

Sometimes I hate you people more than those pricks over at Facebook.

Listen up fellas... The only thing most women really want is for you to make them feel like they are the only one that matters. And sex.

If and when birth control ever becomes illegal again, let's all just become lesbians by choice and let the dudes figure out how to fuck each other.

Your mom listens to Eminem?

I'm pretty down-to-earth. When I'm not invading Mars or ruling Venus.

I'm making a naughty list. What's your name?

I'd feel more comfortable talking about your toilet preferences than your religious ones. I like piped in toilet music. You know, like in hotel? Classy. Pee story is one comment below. This thread is about how you like your toilet. Mostly the interior design. Haha. Jungle themed toilet is not very comforting. Got snake, spider and what not. I don't think I can do my business in the jungle.

My nephews asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy.