LMFAO
Make fullest of sex when it cums along
research found dat more sex can cure a low blood pressure n also release stress....other den dat gud 4 intimate relationship:)
Sex is an age old natural therapy, if you are deprived, you are deprived...
Last night, I got in touch with my feminine side... I made myself a sandwich.
Some of you arsewipes call me perverted, but I prefer to call myself sexually explicit.
I don't understand why people tiptoe around the issue of sex, it's perfectly natural - 'no sex before marriage' if you wish to be a boring cunt.
If my boyfriend doesn't turn on the TV first when he sits down on the couch, that's a Blow Job request.
You know how your first cigarette after you've quit smoking for months is better than any orgasm and yes! Yes! OH GOD yessss.
both can be addictive u start again
yezz...thats rite..ive stopped for 4 months, n i know da pleasure after starting new again...hihihi..
Orgasm rocks! Nuff said.
The sexual tension between me and my mirror is undeniable.
Flirting, anyone can do. Holding a conversation of substance for more than 5 messages? Please, humor me. I miss being impressed.
I am that girl your parents didn't warn you about because nobody knows this much awesome is contained in a single mind.
I refuse to be friends with the kind of girl who asks for her hairband back.
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