Bitch is back

Lesbian relationships last longer because there isn't any problem they can't lick.

lesbian is no good...haha... i like to lick pussy also..want me to help u?

I just took some pills I found in my purse for my head ache, don't know what they were for... so now we wait.

It's not the viagra or cialis?

Out of 10, the only orgasm that really matters is a GOOD one. :)

orgasm...out of 10....how come

But i think every orgasm should matter, Both parties should help each other to acheived orgasm. More satisfying.

I'm not that demanding. I just wanna wake up one Sunday morning wearing his shirt. And also discover that I have superpowers.

She can have anyone's attention, but she wants yours. Don't fuck it up.

I'm getting really good at walking around my home in my underwear and pretending that I have no idea my blinds are open.

I'm horny right now, what is the colour of your underwear now?

If women wanted sex as much as men, there would be eleventy hundred billion people on Earth

Sorry if I rub some of you the wrong way, but a rub is a rub, so shut the fuck up and enjoy it.

No sex for me!

I haven't had sex since Monday, so don't you fucking dare talk to me about world hunger. OK!

LMFAO

Make fullest of sex when it cums along

research found dat more sex can cure a low blood pressure n also release stress....other den dat gud 4 intimate relationship:)

Sex is an age old natural therapy, if you are deprived, you are deprived...

Last night, I got in touch with my feminine side... I made myself a sandwich.

Some of you arsewipes call me perverted, but I prefer to call myself sexually explicit.

I don't understand why people tiptoe around the issue of sex, it's perfectly natural - 'no sex before marriage' if you wish to be a boring cunt.

If my boyfriend doesn't turn on the TV first when he sits down on the couch, that's a Blow Job request.

You know how your first cigarette after you've quit smoking for months is better than any orgasm and yes! Yes! OH GOD yessss.

both can be addictive u start again

yezz...thats rite..ive stopped for 4 months, n i know da pleasure after starting new again...hihihi..

Orgasm rocks! Nuff said.

The sexual tension between me and my mirror is undeniable.

Flirting, anyone can do. Holding a conversation of substance for more than 5 messages? Please, humor me. I miss being impressed.

I am that girl your parents didn't warn you about because nobody knows this much awesome is contained in a single mind.

I refuse to be friends with the kind of girl who asks for her hairband back.

Yet another bitch

Guys are weird. Who the heck says exactly what they mean and feel?

I should get myself a tweeter.

Not all men are pigs. There are other animals too.

Sometimes I talk to myself. Hahaha me too!

I'm not shy. I just never feel like replying dumb questions. Big difference.

My English teacher staples Burger King job application forms on failed tests.

Word of advice ladies: Never date a guy who doesn't like dogs.

Last night, I got in touch with my feminine side... I made myself a sandwich.

Some of you arsewipes call me perverted, but I prefer to call myself sexually explicit.

2 pieces of advice for married men

Never laugh at your wife's choices; you are one of them

Never proud of your choices; your wife is one of them

I don't understand why people tiptoe around the issue of sex, it's perfectly natural - 'no sex before marriage' if you wish to be a boring cunt.

If my boyfriend doesn't turn on the TV first when he sits down on the couch, that's a BJ request.